《Ironic》-Sung By "Alanis Morisette" Lycris: An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late Isn't it ironic... don't you think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well, isn't this nice." And isn't it ironic ... don't you think Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everthing blows up In your face A traffic jam when you're already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic... don't you think A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think... Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you And life has a funny way of helping you out Helping you out
Alanis Morisette(艾拉妮絲)小檔案 出生地：加拿大渥太華 生日：1974年6月1日 星座：雙子 家庭：父親是法裔加拿大人，母親是匈牙利人，都是老師。有兩個兄弟Chad、Wade〈和Alanis是雙胞胎〉；Alanis是希臘文Alan(父親名字)的女性稱呼 飲食：素食 嗜好：閱讀、攝影、設計 樂器：口琴、鋼琴、鍵盤、吉他、長笛 Alanis Morrissette這位搖滾樂界的女天后，自95年以一首震驚全球樂壇的You Oughta Know後，在短短的四年之內，二張專輯「Jagged Little Pill」和「Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie」，即創下全球逾四千萬張的驚人銷售量，及全球各大音樂獎項(38屆葛萊美獎「年度最佳專輯」、「最佳搖滾專輯」、「最佳搖滾歌曲」、「最佳搖滾女歌手」，40屆葛萊美獎「最佳搖滾女歌手」及「最佳搖滾歌曲」，96年全英音樂獎「最佳國際性新進藝人」，加拿大朱諾獎「年度最佳專輯」、「年度最佳搖滾專輯」、 「年度最佳單曲」、「最佳女歌手」、 「年度最佳詞曲作者」，MTV音樂獎「最佳新進藝人」、「最佳女歌手」)之榮耀加身，其亮眼的成績與表現，成為眾所矚目的焦點及仿傚對象，更引爆出樂壇之音樂新指標！
